Thought snippets of the day (you can tell it’s a Monday):
Ok, what drug got to you?
If I see one more picture of you and such-n-such…..
Dude, what do you do except be on FB all day? Oh, that’s right – you don’t work and –
-how do you pay the bills? Must be wich.
I don’t want to work today
I hate this salad
I want a hamburger or –
I can’t wait until Wednesday is over
What’s Charlie doing?
When will she be home from work today?
I can’t stand that b*tch she works with that stapled that poor kittens leg without pain med. Poor thing.
How would she like it if I stapled her leg, huh?
Some people just shouldn’t be vets and –
What about this poor guy!? Being hit by an airplane while he’s walking on the beach on his wedding anniversary! What the heck is wrong with that pilot? -planes should have horns!
Dude, I’m sorry but I don’t want to see that. Really. Just write something that I’ll read. Please. Write. Something.
Another dress? I don’t get it.
Potato chips and maybe a Ginger tea – I needaginger-tea.
I’m glad I didn’t’ subscribe to your feed because my whole FB page would be all updates from you and I DON’T CARE……churchy
I’m going for chips.